Hey mister, where you headed?  

Are you in a hurry?  

I need a lift to happy hour say oh no 

Do you brake for distilled spirits?  

I need a break as well 

The well that inebriates the guilt 

1,2 

1,2,3,4 

 

Cold turkey?s getting stale 

Tonight I?m eating crow 

Fermented salmonella poison oak no 

There?s a drought at the fountain of youth 

And I?m dehydrating 

My tongue is swelling up 

I say 1,2 

1,2,3,4 

 

Troubled times 

You know I cannot lie 

I?m off the wagon and I?m hitchin? a ride 

 

There?s a drought at the fountain of youth 

And now I?m dehydrating 

My tongue is swelling up 

I say... 

Shit! 

 

Troubled times 

You know I cannot lie 

I?m off the wagon and I?m hitchin? a ride 

 

Hitchin? a ride [x8] 

 

Hey mister, where you headed?  

Are you in a hurry?  

I need a lift to happy hour say oh no 

Do you brake for distilled spirits?  

I need a break as well 

The well that inebriates the guilt 

1,2 

1,2,3,4 

 

Cold turkey?s getting stale 

Tonight I?m eating crow 

Fermented salmonella poison oak no 

There?s a drought at the fountain of youth 

And I?m dehydrating 

My tongue is swelling up 

I say 1,2 

1,2,3,4 

 

Troubled times 

You know I cannot lie 

I?m off the wagon and I?m hitchin? a ride 

 

There?s a drought at the fountain of youth 

And now I?m dehydrating 

My tongue is swelling up 

I say... 

Shit! 

 

Troubled times 

You know I cannot lie 

I?m off the wagon and I?m hitchin? a ride 

 

Hitchin? a ride [x8] 

 

Hey mister, where you headed?  

Are you in a hurry?  

I need a lift to happy hour say oh no 

Do you brake for distilled spirits?  

I need a break as well 

The well that inebriates the guilt 

1,2 

1,2,3,4 

 

Cold turkey?s getting stale 

Tonight I?m eating crow 

Fermented salmonella poison oak no 

There?s a drought at the fountain of youth 

And I?m dehydrating 

My tongue is swelling up 

I say 1,2 

1,2,3,4 

 

Troubled times 

You know I cannot lie 

I?m off the wagon and I?m hitchin? a ride 

 

There?s a drought at the fountain of youth 

And now I?m dehydrating 

My tongue is swelling up 

I say... 

Shit! 

 

Troubled times 

You know I cannot lie 

I?m off the wagon and I?m hitchin? a ride 

 

Hitchin? a ride [x8] 

 

Hey mister, where you headed?  

Are you in a hurry?  

I need a lift to happy hour say oh no 

Do you brake for distilled spirits?  

I need a break as well 

The well that inebriates the guilt 

1,2 

1,2,3,4 

 

Cold turkey?s getting stale 

Tonight I?m eating crow 

Fermented salmonella poison oak no 

There?s a drought at the fountain of youth 

And I?m dehydrating 

My tongue is swelling up 

I say 1,2 

1,2,3,4 

 

Troubled times 

You know I cannot lie 

I?m off the wagon and I?m hitchin? a ride 

 

There?s a drought at the fountain of youth 

And now I?m dehydrating 

My tongue is swelling up 

I say... 

Shit! 

 

Troubled times 

You know I cannot lie 

I?m off the wagon and I?m hitchin? a ride 

 

Hitchin? a ride [x8]